release: 1.0.0

first stable release. pre-1.0.0 verification complete: all surviving MED regressions and
gaps resolved and independently re-fired, tree audited clean across the suite.

Signed-off-by: disqualifier <dev@disqualifier.me>

README.md

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 ## Install
 
 ```
-dpy_webhooks @ git+ssh://git@git.rethinkstudios.io/rethink-public/dpy_webhooks.git@v0.1.2
+dpy_webhooks @ git+ssh://git@git.rethinkstudios.io/rethink-public/dpy_webhooks.git@v1.0.0
 ```
 
 ## Usage